I wax the back of my Turkish friend.

Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski.

My youngest son was suspended from school for reciting his own Star Trek version of the Pledge of Allegiance. Here's our story!

Frankie the pot-bellied pig comes to live at my home!

Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski.

I have a deep love for all things Star Trek, and so do my two young boys. This is the story of our trip to the San Diego Comic-Con, and how it changed my youngest boy's life.

Native American flute music performed by Birdie Jaworski.

I meet an old Hungarian woman with Olympic aspirations.

Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski.

Birdie meets a customer wearing NO PANTS! What does an innocent Avon Lady do?

My son brings .... Avon.... for Show and Tell at school! What happens when his teacher discovers he's brought a men's product to share? Listen and find out!

Real-life story by Birdie Jaworski

Hello.... I'm Birdie Jaworski

The Avon Prison Blues
© me, apologies to J. Cash

 

I hear the truck a comin'
the delivery man's my friend,
and I'll be packin' product till late at night again,
I'm stuck in Campaign Seven, and Eight is on its way,
so keep that lipstick rollin', girls use it every day.

When I was just a baby my mama told me, Hon,
always wear your lipstick , don't leave your hair undone.
But I lost my 'do in Reno, just to watch it fly,
so when I ring your doorbell, just open up and buy.

I bet there's rich gals sitting in a fancy hair salon.
They're probably tellin' gossip, reading Cosmopoliton,
Well I hope they know what's coming, you know it can't be cheap,
to keep those women lookin'
like what a man would keep.

Well if they'd give a call to Avon,
if that business was all mine,
I bet I'd move just a little further up the line.
Far from Campaign Seven, that's where I want to stay
and keep that lonesome driver, truckin' down my way....